Conversation with Gavin's school... BRILLIANT

So here is the conversation that happened when we took Gavin in to do the "final" registration.

First off I went to pre registration quite a while ago and the school mentioned we would get some info in the mail telling us more on the back to school and registering etc... I recieved NOTHING from the stupid school and while we were at Bear Lake I get a call from them telling me it is the last day for registration.... So I told them we were out of town, they said we just need to come in and fill out some more paperwork. So we went in, and the lady asks if we brought a bunch of stuff that we had already taken for pre registration and they made copies of. I said no they didn't tell us we needed to bring in anything she grabs the sign (that I should have been able to read through the phone... stupid me) and puts it right in front of me which has a list of the same things that I had already taken to pre registration and they had already made copies of... So I have Dallas go home get the stuff we needed then come back of course then the bill he happened to grab had the dreaded, awful last name of Fenstermaker on it ( I swear this name is nothing but problems :) ) she then asks who Dallas Fenstermaker is I give her a brief explanation of why it is different than what is showing on his license but she sits there with the I'm STUPID look on her face and said I've never heard of that before, why would he change his name because you got married, I said because that is what we chose to do. She continues to have the I'm and IDIOT stare on her face... Meanwhile the office is full of people who she is also being equally as retarded to so I tell her the whole story... she still is saying I never heard of this before... I was beyond frustrated at this point... too bad if she doesn't know that this is a possibility.. right??? So on to my next quest to see if this stupid lady can understand english. I ask about the bus stop, I say I
I know where it is, its at the end of my street this is where I will drop him off.. but how
do the kids know how to get to their classes... her answer The Teachers put them on the bus.
I look at Dallas with a total look of confusement on my face and we try again
I say so after I put him on the bus to go to school how is he going to know how to get to his class? Her response.... The teachers will put him on the bus. I was beginning to think I was being punked or something because she was so pathetic. So I try once more. I say
So when I take my son to the bus stop for him to ride the bus to school...once the bus gets to the school and the kids are to get off the bus how are they going to know where their classroom is or wherever they are supposed to go??? DING DING DING She gets it... her response.. the teachers will help them or the aides. So on to my next question... Is the bus stop the same one that I pick him up and drop him off at... Her answer We dont' know.. there is only one bus that will drop the kids off and pick them up. So you get the routine... we ask this a couple different times a couple different ways...and we get the same answer. Finally i say I don't care what the dang bus # is... am I going to be picking him up and dropping him off at the same location each day??? DING DING DING she gets it again!! She's learning how to answer a simple question!! Good thing I came in to teach her this.

Okay so then I got the heck out of there before I said something I shouldn't .... maybe like are you a freaking idiot lady... or is today your last day because it should be...