Is today Monday??? Or is today just my

Terrible horrible no good very bad day!?! So today started off with me doing my normal morning activity it seems. I woke up to tell Dallas goodbye and then I got to say my hello's to the toilet while I emptied everything that I guess shouldn't have been in my stomach... can I just say.. I am so sick of throwing up!!!!! I've been pretty good about not throwing up, just feeling super sick although I have had a couple of good days.. thank goodness. Anyways after that fun event, Paisley decided that she needed to wake up at 6am today as well. So I got her up, changed her and made her a bottle. She hasn't been feeling good the last couple of nights either, we're thinking she has another ear infection.. lovely. So she got done with her bottle and was playing for a second, I was sitting on the couch and she rolled over to me and pulled herself up and I picked her up to sit next to me. She was sitting for about 1 minute and started choking on the air and ta da!! She pukes up her whole entire bottle on my couch! This is mess #1. Next my 2 daycare kids get to my house around 7:30 am today and they brought chocolate milkshakes for them and Gavin. Gavin spills his whole entire huge cup of chocolate milkshake on the carpet... Mess #2. Then the daycare boy tries to get his own drink, spills the whole thing on the carpet... Mess #3. The the daycare girl spills the rest of her chocolate milkshake on the carpet... Mess #4. By now it is about 10:15. So the messes cease for a little bit, however the boys not listening has just begun.... Gavin and the daycare boy start jumping on the couch, then the daycare boy climbs up the back of the couch and stands on the railing. They go in time out for a couple minutes. Then by now Paisley is asleep.. thank goodness. The boys start throwing toys around so I ask them to stop the boys tell me they are not going to stop, this is time out #2. I have to separate them since they continue to play if not. I am going between the up and downstairs checking on them and I go into where the daycare boy is and he is pulling everything out of my purse and has taken a couple checks out and is playing with my camera. TIME OUT EXTENDED. Gavin is playing and tells me he doesn't have to listen to me.. TIME OUT EXTENDED. Next its lunch time. The drinks are spilled mess #5. I made Mac n Cheese then I see that the whole bowl of mac n cheese for the daycare girl is now on the carpet mess #6. Now its quiet time. ARE WE FOR REAL... is this how the rest of the day is going to turn out... because HOLY COW... Thankfully I have a carpet shampooer... UGH... Well... there's my post for the most exciting eventful beginning of my day... lets just hope it gets better.